Courtney Stodden Still Has Really Big Boobs

By Lex May 02, 2014 @ 12:26 PM

Courtney Stodden Posts Bikini Selfies To Instagram
It seems like just yesterday Courtney Stodden was too young for us to politely call her a grifter and a fame whore. No longer. When you’re nineteen and school is five years in the rear view and the occupation listed on your County Department of Health Record is ‘I Make Stevedores Happy’ you’re going to be up for some rightful ribbing. Courtney came to Hollywood with a plan. A plan and an old husband who liked underaged girls. She’s never really diverted from that plan. Show off your tits, smile, shoo the dog away when he tries to lick your stank while you nap. There’s probably a Dale Carnegie type lesson in Courtney’s strategery. Aiming for the stars leads to all kinds of disappointment. Aim for the gutter and success will literally come and find you. Tits.

Photo Credit: Courtney Stodden/Instagram

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    captain_pudding 05/05/2014 14:57

    It must take a lot of effort to look like a late 30′s porn star trying to hold on to her youth when you’re only nineteen.

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