Dean McDermott Gets Tori Some Lingerie

May 9, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

It’s always a little awkward as a man shopping for the little lady in a lingerie store alone. Even if you had some idea what she might like, you have no clue what might fit her. If you’re Dean McDermott, you’re stuck there awkwardly pantomiming for a sales girl, ‘Yeah, she’s about your height, but with big ole crater tits, and she’s somewhat slight, like that China girl they tried to kick out of Yale, if she was in a forced labor camp for a few months. You got a teddy that’ll fit that?’. If you’re an avid viewer of the reality show, Tori Is Super Close to Eating Dog Food, you know Tori Spelling and her husband Dean are working hard on mending their marriage. Tori has promised to support Dean through his rough patches without judgement, and Dean has promised to stop banging Canadian groupies so often. Dean has also committed to finding a job by 2018. You mix that kind of marital selflessness and Tori in sheer satin and you’re looking at another mouth to feed nine months from now. That’s assuming the lingerie is for Tori.

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