Donald Sterling is relinquishing his half of the Clippers to his lovely wife Shelly who now can sell the franchise off to Fat Oprah or Floyd Mayweather and Justin Bieber. This will relieve the NBA of having to gin up a show trial in June to prove how much they hate racism more than you do. For all his faults, the one thing you could count on with Donald Sterling was commitment. Whether to running a losing NBA franchise for thirty years or holding on strong to ignorant cultural views from the 1930's, Donald Sterling never surrendered. His bluster about fighting the NBA over taking away his private property for some insensitive shit he said in his bedroom sure did die fast. It's possible Shelly put on the Daft Punk visor and tricked the geezer into signing some papers while she was massaging his crinkly shlong. But, most likely, she just yelled a lot about fairness and all the shit she's put up with for the past fifty years and he signed to get her to shut the fuck up so he could go back to his hookers and suntanning. The thing about racists, they're too fucking lazy to succeed even in a world that is largely racist.
Donald Sterling is a Quitter
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