Clippers owner Donald Sterling granted an interview to CNN's Anderson Cooper to finally explain his side of the racist story, and the squinty bastard covered his bases by first crying and begging for forgiveness, claiming that this was the first and only mistake that he's made in his 35 years as an owner in the NBA, and then he also played the old and confused card. His wife, Shelly, is also trying to convince the NBA that he doesn't know what he's talking about in her bid to make the league give her the team. She thinks that all of this has been a sign of dementia, and I'm inclined to agree. What the hell could this guy be thinking by giving a 31-year old woman over a million dollars if she's just going to sleep with other random guys? There are 18-year old girls all over L.A. that would have swallowed this guy's dusty old cum for half of that.