Nothing says buy my fucking perfume quite like a topless model. That’s what I want to smell like. Foundation and bronzer and tits. Take that fresh meadow and lavender, you’ll always be just doucehy smelling Febreze scents. I want people to sniff my stink and think about Emily DiDonato with an aloe plant wrapped around her yaboos. Armani does not fuck around with the sex sells mantra, they go head first into naked men and women and occasionally boys and girls depending on prevailing statute. People will buy into anything that reeks of youthful sex. You can’t fight nature, you can only hope to smell like its perfect looking tits.