Even Lena Dunham’s Dog Hates Her

By Travis May 29, 2014 @ 11:00 AM

Lena Dunham's dog bit her ass

Lena Dunham adopted a rescue dog back in January, and it ended up taking about five months for it to get fed up with her shit. The Girls star posted a photo of her ass to Instagram last night to show everyone that her dog, Lamby, bit her on the ass and drew blood. At least I think the dog drew blood, because otherwise that’s pretty gross that she’s wearing underwear with blood on it. But that might just prove how out of touch I am with the hipster culture, because blood-covered underwear probably runs a few hundred dollars extra at the thrift stores in Brooklyn, and skidmarks? Forget about it. You’d need to be starring in your own feature films to afford that kind of shit-stained used swag.

(5) Comments

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    drozz 05/29/2014 11:07

    my guess is the dog really hated peanut butter

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    aandm12 05/29/2014 11:30

    PLEASE…PLEASE!!! take this down…of course her dog hates her, but dammit man it’s almost lunchtime….

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    PingaTip 05/29/2014 13:33

    All that pay cable money and she’s buying cheap-ass novelty underwear?

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    Beylerbey 05/29/2014 15:55

    There is no way on this earth that that’s a picture of elephant girl’s ass. That’s a stunt-ass.

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    Hugh G. Rection 05/29/2014 20:02

    Leaky tampon.


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