FEMEN Protesters Frenched Up

I’m a big supporter of the causes and concerns that the angry Ukrainian Feminist topless protestors shout about while covered in fake blood and slogan scribble. I don’t speak Esperanto, so I admittedly don’t actually know what they’re pissed about, but in a battle of angry topless women versus I don’t know who the fuck you’re angry at, I know which side to take. Since setting up their new girls only central command in Paris, the girls have stepped up their game in terms of costume and staged drama. I hope they don’t get too lost in the medium and keep shrieking their message. The world needs more abortions and less dams now more than ever.

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