Gisele Bundchen made Forbes list of the world's most powerful women. I'm not sure what the voting criteria is, but it's safe to say this is a list that means you're the premium blend. You're riding in the same VIP car with Hilary Clinton, Ellen DeGeneres, and Oprah. If Michelle Obama and her secret service weren't also riding along, you'd probably be lez-raped, so maybe a thank you to the First Lady is in order.
(Naturally, I'm kidding, lesbians don't rape each other. They're nonviolent high contributing members of our society who don't overpopulate our planet or balk when you suggest R-rated comedies. I love lesbians. Please, don't egg my house again with your defrosted ovum.)
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