Gisele Bundchen Naked and Powerful

By Lex May 28, 2014 @ 5:37 PM

Gisele Bundchen Nude And Covered For Lui Magazine
Gisele Bundchen made Forbes list of the world’s most powerful women. I’m not sure what the voting criteria is, but it’s safe to say this is a list that means you’re the premium blend. You’re riding in the same VIP car with Hilary Clinton, Ellen DeGeneres, and Oprah. If Michelle Obama and her secret service weren’t also riding along, you’d probably be lez-raped, so maybe a thank you to the First Lady is in order.

(Naturally, I’m kidding, lesbians don’t rape each other. They’re nonviolent high contributing members of our society who don’t overpopulate our planet or balk when you suggest R-rated comedies. I love lesbians. Please, don’t egg my house again with your defrosted ovum.)

Photo Credit: Lui Magazine

(1) Comment

  1. avatar
    Al (Ted) Bundy 05/28/2014 18:12

    My next door neighbors are lesbians. Damn if they don’t have the nicest yard on the block. Last month they trenched out their property and installed underground sprinklers. This month they re-sided their house. I don’t mind coming in second place to Bob Vila when it comes to home maintenance, but losing out to a pair of chicks is just too much. On the plus side they did water my plants when I went on vacation, so, you know, ya take the good with the bad. Plus they throw great Bar-B-Ques.

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