Good Looking Young Women Want the Right to Breastfeed in Public

We have a scourge in this country. A widespread attack on women breastfeeding in public. The streets run red in America with the spilled blood of nursing moms. So a few good looking college kids in Texas began a campaign showing hot girls like themselves breastfeeding in dirty public toilet stalls, because if the middle of the public square is off limits, apparently hep-C ridden stalls is the priority backup. I must admit, the thought of mother having to rifle past spent needles and crap smells and George Michael smiling at you knowingly in a public toilet just to feed their child seems like the kind of thing we need to stop. A law seems right. The law would protect would protect women from being arrested for breastfeeding in public, reducing the number of such arrests from zero to an even smaller number. The law would also protect boob-baring moms from being harassed by the uneducated, slack jaw masses, you know, like all those current laws that prevent people from saying stupid mean shit to you in public now. Just this morning a guy shouted at me that I drive like a fucking retard. I pointed out his legal overreach and he quickly apologized and retracted his statement. Laws are awesome like that.