Some people might remember Jordin Sparks from American Idol, while others might remember her from nothing else because nobody watched Idol when she was on it, and even fewer people watch it now. But according to great American historians who keep track of these stupid, lazy reality shows so that we don't have to watch them, Jordin used to be pretty heavy. Lately, she has been showing off her considerable weight loss in the best way possible – by posting a bikini selfie of herself on Instagram. Sure, it's grainy and blurry, and that might not even be her, but at least Jordin posted a photo of someone in a bikini. It's a hell of a lot more generous than what most celebrities are doing lately.