Justin Bieber And A 16-Year Old Walked Into A Bar

By Travis May 28, 2014 @ 11:00 AM

Justin hanging out in a bar with a teenager

At first glance, it could be pretty alarming that Justin Bieber, who is 20, was hanging out at the Rainbow Bar on the Sunset Strip with 16-year old Kylie Jenner. But it’s also a restaurant as much as it’s a bar, so the two of them could have just been sharing a milkshake and some french fries while they stared lovingly into each other’s eyes and thought about all of the fun they can have in two years, when she’s of legal sex tape age and he’s probably in the middle of a huge downward spiral. There’s also a chance that this was just a business meeting and Justin isn’t nailing the youngest Kardashian, because a guy named John Shahidi was there, and he created an app called Shots that lets morons share their selfies in a new way. Taking a picture and posting it directly to Facebook, Twitter or Instagram? That shit is so last year. It’s all about adding an unnecessary middle man now.

Photo Credit: Kylie Jenner’s Twitter

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(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    BiebersStrapon 05/28/2014 11:57

    Fück it, I’d rape ‘em both.

  2. avatar
    Beylerbey 05/28/2014 16:22

    Is Beaver sporting a lil high school mustache?

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