Justin Bieber is back from walking around shirtless in Cannes and getting lap dances from Paris Hilton, so he hit up New York City yesterday to unwind by showing off his skateboarding skills. Of course he was shirtless while skateboarding, because when you’re as ripped and tatted up as he is, you need all the bitches walking by to see that hardcore attitude and respect the cock. Then, when you have everyone’s attention and you want to lay down your final point that you’re the toughest mother fucker on the planet, you land a sick ollie off a short ledge. That’s when the whole world will know that those ridiculous and fucking stupid baggy shorts are really hiding the biggest dick in the world.
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