Kate Upton In Lingerie Still Not a Sex Symbol

By Lex May 30, 2014 @ 3:57 PM

Kate Upton In Lingerie For The June 2014 Issue Of The Men Magazine
Kate Upton is making it very hard to see her as whatever the hell it is she wants us to see her as besides a hot blond girl with fetching yabbos and a middling bottom. I can’t remember if it was scientist, astronaut, or government funded poster girl for the let’s not forgot the next Muslim Terrorist might be a blond haired beauty campaign that nobody has ever believed. I just know we’re not supposed to think about her as a sexual object. Definitely don’t think about unhooking her bra and letting her bouncy tits falling toward you like so many waves of golden grain. Or spanking her bottom until she agrees to stop pretending to be an actress. One of us needs to call the other a dirty slut but without any sexual objectification. I sure wish Helen Gurley Brown were still alive.

Photo Credit: The Men Magazine

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(3) Comments

  1. Danny Rand 05/30/2014 22:39

    These pictures are old. Like years old.

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    Beylerbey 05/31/2014 22:33

    That explains why she looks so thin. These must be photos from the pre-cake days.

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    MacDaddy 06/01/2014 12:02

    These are from 2011. My company did them!

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