Still waiting for Jada Pinkett Smith to publicly assert that there’s no pedophile activity in the latest topless photo between one of her kids and some random ho and/or Kardashian. This time it’s Jaden Smith in just his Calvin’s with Kylie Jenner, the two trainable puppets capturing one of the daily moments from their Lord of the Flies existence in Calabasas. It’s not quite Larry Clark’s Kids up there off the 101, but only because everybody has a lot more money and merchandising deals with Kohl’s. I feel bad for these horny aimless teens. These poor mopes are probably not even having unprotected casual sex because of all the nosy cameramen and production assistants bustling around. It’s hard to imagine what I would have been like if I were 15, 16, a high school dropout with a buttload of spending cash and parents who treated me like I was the total shit. I’m going to go with insufferable asshole. You would have been too. So close the freaking door and let these kids knock each other up without your judgements.
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