Lady Gaga’s Boyfriend Is Cheeky

May 14, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments


Cheeky. Get it? Fuck you. Somebody has to give that Gaga some loving. Even girls who resemble frightened woodland mammals need a little ass grabbing from a hunky boyfriend like Taylor Kinney. If I were Lady Gaga’s boyfriend, I’d constantly be toying with her rear. In fact, I’d tell her that if she truly loved me, she’d never turn around at all. ¬†Only I’d figure out a way to make it sound more romantic and less like her distressed marmoset face was killing my boners.

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