Lady Gaga’s Boyfriend Is Cheeky

May 14, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Cheeky. Get it? Fuck you. Somebody has to give that Gaga some loving. Even girls who resemble frightened woodland mammals need a little ass grabbing from a hunky boyfriend like Taylor Kinney. If I were Lady Gaga’s boyfriend, I’d constantly be toying with her rear. In fact, I’d tell her that if she truly loved me, she’d never turn around at all.  Only I’d figure out a way to make it sound more romantic and less like her distressed marmoset face was killing my boners.

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