If you’ve ever thought to yourself, man, I’m a real fucking douche, I wonder if it’s still possible for me to nail stupendous looking women. Be still your troubled cunty soul. The answer is yes. First, get yourself like five to ten million dollars in the bank. Second, you’re going to need an Oscar. After that, the girl thing will solve itself. In fact, you can just tell everybody you won an Oscar. Nobody really remembers that shit. But they will notice if you’re tipping big at the nice hotels. You want a girl like Lara Lieto, you have to be giving Francois an easy hundred for handling your designer luggage. There’s absolutely no need to be likable in life.
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