Lara Lieto In A Bikini (That’s Adrien Brody’s Girlfriend)

By Lex May 22, 2014 @ 4:21 PM

Lara Lieto In A Bikini Relaxing On Her Balcony In Cannes
If you’ve ever thought to yourself, man, I’m a real fucking douche, I wonder if it’s still possible for me to nail stupendous looking women. Be still your troubled cunty soul. The answer is yes. First, get yourself like five to ten million dollars in the bank. Second, you’re going to need an Oscar. After that, the girl thing will solve itself. In fact, you can just tell everybody you won an Oscar. Nobody really remembers that shit. But they will notice if you’re tipping big at the nice hotels. You want a girl like Lara Lieto, you have to be giving Francois an easy hundred for handling your designer luggage. There’s absolutely no need to be likable in life.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI, Splash

(3) Comments

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    Beylerbey 05/22/2014 16:52

    Another way to get chicks is to become a mass-murderer. That’s the route that most appeals to the Beylerbey of the Internet.

  2. Ramon Olivares 05/22/2014 17:08

    She isn’t as hot as you’re suggesting. Check out her ass, not great in this batch. If you wanna see what it really looks like google Lara Lieto beach, click on the second article (says beach babe i think), and get a load of the rear view shot. NOT HOT at all. That’s prob why she’s wearing shorts instead of bikini bottoms, to hide her ass. She’s pretty though.

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    sloggoside2 05/22/2014 20:56

    I actually googled it thinking there was something majorly wrong with her ass. Wow she has a couple dimples. Who cares??? She’s gorgeous. Everyone has flaws. I wonder what you like…or your girlfriend? Or your mom??I bet i could pick out a hell of a lot more flaws on you and everyone you know. Sad day when we critique any little thing wrong with models. You hide behind a computer screen nit picking pretty girls you could never get. This site is for perverted losers.

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