Let’s Keep Pretending Paris Hilton Is a DJ

By Lex May 05, 2014 @ 2:02 PM

Paris Hilton Leaves Her DJ Gig At Sound Nightclub In Los Angeles
The further she slides into herpetic dementia, the less likely anybody is to tell Paris Hilton she’s not really a DJ, or an actress or a race car driver or a noted industrialist or even a particularly strong model. She’s like an elderly vet reliving his time nailing French girls after the liberation. Who’s going to tell him to stop humping the dirty linens at the retirement center? Paris Hilton hasn’t really ever served her country, but we’ve all sort of agreed that the feeble minded ought be treated with kid gloves. Better she can dress up in leather and press a couple buttons than allowing her to roam the streets at night searching for her kitty who went missing twenty-five years ago. The measure of a civilized society is how kindly we treat our rich and stupid.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

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(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    DrainBammage 05/05/2014 14:28

    Being an in films takes no talent (im talking films not being a stage actor) and very little brainpower or memory.
    Being a model also takes no talent except how well you take it up the a$$, even good looks isnt taht important if you look exotic (code for how well you take it up the a$$).
    Being a freaking DJ requires less talent.
    Which is why I dont care that shes a DJ rather than a car pilot or surgeion…

    > served her country

    Thats code for too stupid to work a McD’s, too lazy to s#ck a d1ck but willing to kill someone for a bit more than minimum salary.

  2. avatar
    Mud Nugget 05/05/2014 15:27

    Minute 16

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    Puritan 05/05/2014 20:08

    herpes alert !!!

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