Lindsay Lohan Swears She Had A Miscarriage

By Travis May 12, 2014 @ 10:00 AM

Lindsay Lohan would like you to give money for cancer research

Lindsay Lohan would prefer that people not sue her and force her to pay $5 million over things that happened when she was “old” Lindsay Lohan. That’s how much she owes clothing line 6126 for either failing to uphold her end of a deal or driving her car into a store – I honestly can’t keep track anymore – but she swears the reason that she hasn’t bothered responding to the lawsuit isn’t because she doesn’t give a shit and she’d rather party with random dicks in London, but because she has been really overwhelmed since her miscarriage. But now, according to TMZ, Lindsay is going to have to prove that she actually had something growing inside of her stomach aside from cocaine bloat, because if she’s lying, it is perjury and she’ll be heading to jail. And who will go to all of the important cancer charity events looking like she just arrived in a clown car full of tired strippers if Lindsay is in jail?

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(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    Puritan 05/12/2014 20:22

    her tits sag

  2. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 05/13/2014 00:41

    Entirely believable. Women over 40 are at high risk for miscarriages, it’s a well known fact.

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