Michael Sam Loves Cake (VIDEO)

By Lex May 12, 2014 @ 2:48 PM

Remember when Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier in baseball and celebrated by smearing cake on his boyfriend’s face before a deep messy kiss? How we rejoiced as a nation. Now it was Missouri’s Defensive End Michael Sam’s turn. I don’t know if his final round selection by the NFL franchise local to his college was a token pick or not, but it was. But that didn’t stop Sam from celebrating being the first openly gay NFL draftee with a macking sessions with his boyfriend on national television. We could all pretend this was unplanned drama, just like lots of outraged ‘straights’ are pretending that their disgust with the televised moment had nothing to do with Sam being way gay.


Right. If it was Blake Bortles rubbing Peeps on his hot model girlfriend’s vagina, red blooded American males would’ve rushed out to buy his jersey to burn it in the streets. Some people are blaming the networks for keying on the moment, but fuck if they’re going to take a chance of being labeled anti-gay and lose their jobs while their kids still need braces. Gay rights organizations quickly jumped in to the fray to compliment the St. Louis Rams and the NFL and then ask how many runs you got for taking a field goal into the grassy thing. I’m pretty sure this is a watershed moment for somebody about something. Maybe just the cake industry.

(7) Comments

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    aandm12 05/12/2014 15:44

    I’ll bet his favorite is fudge….

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    Admiral 05/12/2014 15:56

    This world is retarded. There’s a political movement based on the idea that a man sticking his (likely diseased) penis into another man’s butt should not only be supported, but encouraged by the government. Think about that.

    I’m glad I won’t be around in a hundred years when those same morons are pushing to allow tax credits to women that want to stick squid in their vaginas as a sign of power and ranking in their government-endorsed partnered commune gov-corp.

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    bobby33 05/12/2014 16:52

    Rams are stuck with him now no matter what. If this guy blows (no pun intended), they cant cut him because they will be labeled as bigots and anti-gay.

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    Beylerbey 05/12/2014 17:09

    Silly old Admiral, none of this will be here in 100 years.

    A lot of it won’t be around in 10 years. If something has to fail, it will.

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    Hugh G. Rection 05/13/2014 00:25

    Can you guys put up some avatars already. Preferably some with tits. I’m sick of looking at these retarded default avatars.

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    Hugh G. Rection 05/13/2014 00:27

    Oh yeah. I would say that Michael Sam can blow me, but that might have some unintended consequences.

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    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 05/13/2014 02:06

    I’m being repetitive, but yovanna ventura from the Bieber post gives me priapism.

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