The Islamic Fundamentalists and my mom may not agree with women shaking their bare asses in public, but who actually believes that a higher power would invent such an ass only to demand that it be covered. Reconcile your good books with basic truths. To create something magnificent only to withhold it from others, that's the devil's work. So, I ask you, who is the more pious? The burqa beaters or the Venezuelan fitness model with the wet ass? Fuck you, Al Qaeda. And mom, just a little bit.
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