Miley Cyrus Is Cured

May 7, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments


It was touch and go there for a while with Miley Cyrus and her modestly to severely bogus medical diagnosis. You may recall Miley was on an extended hospital stay due to an intense reaction to antibiotics, you know, like happens from time to time in the Congo. But you can’t keep a talent like Miley down for long. Not when the children of England and their big ears have yet to see Miley pantomime fellatio and shove a microphone into her vagina on stage. No impressionable tweens should be denied that right. Not if we want Christian girls to start making babies again.

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