Quentin Tarantino And Uma Thurman Are A Thing

By Travis May 29, 2014 @ 1:00 PM

Uma Thurman finally just said fuck it

Uma Thurman and Quentin Tarantino attended the closing ceremony of the Cannes Film Festival together, since they were both presenters, and they even walked the red carpet together. To the untrained eye, it would just seem like they’re two old friends who worked together on a film 20 years ago, but to us experts in celebrity body language, they’re totally fucking each other’s weird looking brains out. Also, people know that they’re now a couple, so that kind of helps with that theory, too. According to Us Weekly, Uma and Quentin shared a villa in Cannes, after the 44-year old actress finally just gave in to his advances from over the years. Basically, she’s at that point in her life where she’s less concerned about being an awkward but kind of hot actress, and more concerned about making sure she’s financially secure by being the lead actress in all of his movies from here on out.

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(1) Comment

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    Hugh G. Rection 05/29/2014 19:56

    This ones a puzzler. Her career is basically over, and her looks are half shot. He will make great movies that will make hundreds of millions of dollars for the next 30 years, but is creepy and weird and even though is only 50, is gross looking. Not sure which one is getting the better end of the stick here.

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