Rihanna Is Ready to Ass Party

By Lex May 06, 2014 @ 12:35 PM

Rihanna Shows Off Her Butt In A Low Cut Dress At Her Met Gala After Party In New York

People who focus on Rihanna’s shitty music and taste in boyfriends ought to consider focusing on her ass a bit more. I find it’s a great technique for discovering the positive in people. Rihanna changed out of her semi low cut dress at the Met Gala to one that flashed half her bare crack for the after-party so she could be the most popular girl at the really fucking expensive prom. Shit like that is so obvious, yet always works. I bet tons of people told her how amazing she looked. I would’ve dropped a couple coins down her slot, climbed on board, and waited for her to start bouncing. That’s why I never get invited to these kinds of parties.

Photo Credit: Splash, AKM-GSI

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(1) Comment

  1. avatar
    EatMyAss 05/06/2014 12:56

    Her ass produces better material than her “music” career, it’s true.

    I still wouldn’t put my dick in that fug nig cornhole.

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