Summer in L.A is a total fucking crap shoot. Down one boulevard you might find Sofia Vergara’s tits hanging out of her top. Take an unfortunate right and you’ve got Shia LaBeouf’s scrote dangling like a freshly shorn poodle. Not every man enjoys the confidence to jump rope commando at a West Hollywood gym, but not every man is Shia LaBeouf. Hate the plagiarizing walking puncture wound all you like, but just be thankful today isn’t the day Shia’s reaper dick swings your way and makes you his bitch.
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