Sofia Vergara Makes Kmart Seem Bouncier

By Travis May 16, 2014 @ 10:00 AM

Sofia Vergara makes Kmart look okay

Modern Family star Sofia Vergara has been a spokesperson for Kmart since 2011, so this isn’t really anything new, but considering most people didn’t even know that Kmart had a website, it seems like her modeling efforts for the company should still be commended. As the Daily Mail shared, Sofia has used her best assets to make her creatively named Sofia clothing and jewelry line seem more interesting compared to the rest of Kmart’s ordinary array of things that old people die in. In fact her bathing suit photos look almost exactly like most of her modeling work, except those random photos and the ones that she posts on Instagram are far less likely to get you arrested for taking your pants off in a Kmart ladies section.

Photo Credits: Kmart

(2) Comments

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    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 05/16/2014 10:39

    Highest paid female actress in television. Not much acting talent but she is beautiful and her huge tits look natural. Why didnt I become a casting director?

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    DrainBammage 05/17/2014 19:45

    I will be so disappointed to find out that she shaves completely… I need my sexy latina with nice titties to have some dark trim, its only right.

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