Stop It Lily Allen, You’re Getting Us All Hot

Singer Lily Allen had a little scare yesterday, as she was reportedly “rushed to the hospital” after she cut an interview short because of “projectile vomiting.” Sure, it sounds pretty serious on the surface, what with the public concerns of demonic possessions being at an all-time high, but Lily assured her fans that she was fine by posting a photo of herself looking like a corpse on Instagram. “I’m fine though guys,” she wrote, possibly while typing with small streams of puke hitting each individual key, “Just need some fluids cause I can’t keep anything down.” And somewhere, someone who really gets off on gross hospital photos of pasty white girls replied, “I’ve got some fluids for you.”