Tamara Ecclestone Is a Really Good Mother

May 7, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

I have to imagine the other gals in Tamara Ecclestone’s mommy and me group hate her like a dog hates bathes, if that dog had postpartum mood swings and access to a kitchen full of knives. It’s one thing to be an heiress to a billion dollar fortune, it’s another to have perfect abs less than two minutes after giving birth. Only hot au pairs banging their host daddies are supposed to look this good pushing infants in strollers. This kind of bikini mom shit throws the natural order into chaos. As does my thinking about how fucking lucky that kid is to be suckling on those boobs six times a day. Mommy, make it stop.

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