This Girl Wants Justin Bieber To Be Her Prom Date

By Travis May 20, 2014 @ 9:00 AM

Bieber and the high school model

A lot of girls probably want Justin Bieber to be their prom dates, but most of those girls are really stupid and aren’t possibly one of the girls around the world that the pop star is actually dating/sleeping with. Miami model Yovanna Ventura at least seems to think that she’s dating Bieber, because she’s tweeted this same photo of them together twice, and both times she has said that she loves him. And according to Miami New Times, Yovanna has asked her school for permission to bring Bieber to her prom, but she hasn’t received an answer yet, because he hasn’t decided if he actually wants to go. That’s obviously because it’s not a strip club and he can’t act like a spoiled, protected shithead and bring all of his boys, and there are probably more than a few of Yovanna’s classmates at Miami Senior High that wouldn’t mind teaching him what his teeth taste like. On second thought, we should all hope that Bieber accepts and this happens. Only good things can come of this.

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(5) Comments

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    Admiral 05/20/2014 09:56

    Why would he waste time going to prom with an underage, flat-chested girl when he could open his hotel doorway and point to the girl with the big tits waiting to jump on his junk? With Bieber, whores pay him* for a good time.

  2. Justin Gaines 05/20/2014 18:11

    He is a little guy…No wonder he packs so much security I think that chock could take him.

  3. Justin Gaines 05/20/2014 18:11

    chick*

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    miche the killer 05/21/2014 02:01

    yeah, he looks really into this. I’ve seen more excitement in a waiting room of colonoscopy patients.

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    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 05/21/2014 03:15

    Admiral. You are the voice of reason that keeps this site alive. Respectfully disagree. Y ventura has dimensions that are wothy of envy. Thin waist and huge nice bottom.

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