V. Stiviano Isn’t the First

Donald Sterling isn’t the first guy with Colonial-era views on race to really love himself some young women of color. In a not very surprising bit of news, it turns out The Other Donald has been boning young Spanish chicks before, buying them houses and expensive gifts, only to have his wife come clean shit up with lawsuits against the gold diggers. Ten years ago, she filed suit against the daughter of an immigrant Taco Bell worked named Alexandra Castro for:

“luring wealthy, older men in to her web of deceit by offering them economic opportunities, then sexual favors and then attempts to fleece them and their assets.”

That only sounds familiar because it’s about the exact same language she used to sue V. Stiviano. I guess it sucks to know that no matter how much Botox you shoot into your lily white, um, face, your old racist husbands is out in the plantation worker housing banging the caramel colored girls each evening. But you’ve still got hold on that money and you can’t just let the young Mexican ho’s come in and take what’s been promised to you. I get that, Shelly. I stand by you, even if you smell like old carpet.

Here’s V. Stiviano in a see-through outfit walking her pet turtle trying not to get attention…

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