Alessandra Ambrosio Does Mommy Well

Moms who show off their boobs and ass and panties bunched up in their crotch are really the best kind of moms. My mom used to give out missile pops to the kids in the neighborhood so they wouldn’t believe me when I told them how she routinely beat me after losing in Indian Bingo. Clever, but not nearly as effective as being the super hot mom. If Alessandra Ambrosio coldly slaughtered six school children in front of you then told you not to tell or they’d not let the two of you and her tits be together anymore, you’d keep quiet until the tits ran out. That’s just how these things go. If we had a hot looking female President, she’d respond to all the grousing this morning by saying ‘negotiating with the Taliban makes me horny’ then suck on her forefinger. All the men would shut up and nod their heads and go back to imagining banging her in the Oval Office while the Secret Service lightly applauds.

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