Lesbian rapper Angel Haze dished out a little street Aristotle. I don’t fuck my friends. I do fuck Ireland Baldwin. Ergo, Ireland Baldwin is not my friend. I admire Angel Haze for calling out the media for insisting on calling her and eighteen year old Ireland Baldwin ‘friends’ in all their celebrity news reports. I also admire her for banging the scissor kissing shnozz out of Alec Baldwin’s daughter day and night. That’s clearly a get.
An interracial gay couple, I mean that’s just weird for America right now. We fuck and friends don’t fuck. I have never fucked one of my friends. Once I see you in that way, it doesn’t happen. But we do fuck and it’s crazy and that’s weird to say because I think about it in terms of an audience reading it and them thinking, ‘What the hell?’ But it happens.
That’s only the most refreshing quote out of Hollywood in twenty years. As self-described progressive as the mainstream media is, they still can’t bring themselves to talk about a white celebrity daughter getting her clit bell rung by an urban butch. It’s either too much for their publishers to process or they believe their audience can’t handle it. Even the Huffington Post censored Angel’s use of the word ‘fuck’ in reporting this story, as if striking bad words gives this tale of interracial pussy pounding more journalistic integrity. As for me, I dream about this shit day and night. Not the honesty and integrity part. Just the whole Orange is the New Black style lesbian sex.
Photo Credit: Ireland Balwin/Instagram
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