Given some time, I take back every mean thing I just said about Europe. They do have better magazines and tons of girls who think nudity is more than natural. They don’t just take off their tops when it’s time to burn the bras and protest double standards on the Internet. They flash their yabbos just because the sun is shining. You’ve got to do something while you wait for your social welfare check so you can buy a baguette and cheese for your apartment that smells like stale bidet. Go Europe, you guys are the best. Love the cufflinks.
Photo Credit: Marie Claire Italy