Beyonce, That’s Actually Pretty Impressive (VIDEO)

By Lex June 26, 2014 @ 3:53 PM

You know I, thug em, fuck em, love em, leave em
Cause I don’t fucking need em
Take em out the hood, keep em looking good
But I don’t fucking feed em
First time they fuss I’m breezing
Talking bout, what’s the reasons
I’m a pimp in every sense of the word, bitch

Truer words have never been spoken. Jay Z and Beyonce are working out their marital problems to the tune of half a million a night this summer. Let’s get divorced, but not until we are flush. Then I”ll revenge kick your sister’s ass and we go our separate ways. That’s a fucking plan. I like the fact that Beyonce can really sing and does really have a nice ass. It’s like finding a supermodel who understands how to play tic-tac-toe to a draw every time. Marry that woman. Then let the rest of watch her shake her sweet jolly on a scaffold.

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(4) Comments

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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 06/26/2014 18:53

    For a black chick she’s got a big ol’ round ass. |3

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    BiebersStrapon 06/27/2014 08:50

    …this is considered songwriting?

    What a fućking crock of nïgger drivel.

    Go read a book or something, BeyondGay.

  4. avatar
    KarduesaiMalloc 06/27/2014 13:04

    As usual, that doesn’t rhyme. Something both she and Jay-Z are guilty of. Sweet jolly on a scaffold? She should be -painting- on a scaffold. Get a job. You’re no more talented than the average joe.

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