I can’t imagine what it’s like to have Michelle Rodriguez drunk and crocodile death rolling on your clit for six months without intermission. I’m guessing when she finally comes up for air and announces she’s moving on to dark meat, you feel like you need a vacation. Nobody said being a bisexual young fashion model with a trust fund was going to be easy. Cara Delevingne took off for Bali, sharing her respite with her fans through a series of semi-nude and insipid inspirational slogan photos on Instagram. Her message really hasn’t changed much to young girls: try to be really good looking and come from money. If that’s not possible, you’re going to want to post uncensored photos.
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