Chris Brown was so drunk after the BET Awards after-party his posse had to carry him back to his lambo where his girlfriend awaited to usher him away. Somebody remarked about what an asshole Chris Brown had become while another bystander corrected the first on his use of the present perfect tense.
Read all about Chris Brown's latest bad decision. (Defamer)
Megan Fox looks kind of funny. (Drunken Stepfather)
Anais Pouliot looks hot as fuck in lingerie even if she is Canadian. (Popoholic)
Most young Americans are too fucking fat to be in the military. (io9)
Michelle Rodriguez is one swinging bikini-clad lesbian. (The Superficial)
Woman unleashes racist tirade on North West. All joking aside, that's fucked up. (Huffington Post)
Amanda Bynes has been cleared of pot charges but remains guilty of cuckoo. (COED)Photo credit: Getty Images