Chris Brown BET Wasted And Shit Around The Web

By Michael June 30, 2014 @ 5:22 PM


Chris Brown was so drunk after the BET Awards after-party his posse had to carry him back to his lambo where his girlfriend awaited to usher him away. Somebody remarked about what an asshole Chris Brown had become while another bystander corrected the first on his use of the present perfect tense.

Read all about Chris Brown’s latest bad decision. (Defamer)

Megan Fox looks kind of funny. (Drunken Stepfather)

Anais Pouliot looks hot as fuck in lingerie even if she is Canadian. (Popoholic)

Most young Americans are too fucking fat to be in the military. (io9)

Michelle Rodriguez is one swinging bikini-clad lesbian. (The Superficial)

Woman unleashes racist tirade on North West. All joking aside, that’s fucked up. (Huffington Post)

Amanda Bynes has been cleared of pot charges but remains guilty of cuckoo. (COED)

Photo credit: Getty Images

(4) Comments

  1. avatar
    Beylerbey 06/30/2014 21:54

    At first I pictured a woman in a cropduster with a bullhorn screaming racial epithets at Oregon and Washington from low altitude, which I’m for. But then I remembered that the Pride of Armenia named her mandingo spawn “North West” and that someone screamed racial epithets at it while all involved were trapped on a plane, which I am also for.

  2. avatar
    imsnerrucx 07/01/2014 09:24

    When you truly love someone, age, distance, height, and weight are just numbers. === ♥ InterracialDatingChicago( . )com is ♥ ===a serious online interracial dating Services offering real and successful opportunities to meet your right person at Chicago,USA. Our site provides interracial dating service about white women looking for black men, or black men dating white women online! Hundreds of new interracial singles who same as you join us everyday.

  3. avatar
    Beylerbey 07/01/2014 16:32

    I just went to Mushark dot com, and I’m pretty sure you guys could buy it on the cheap. Just saying.

  4. avatar
    Beylerbey 07/01/2014 16:32

    Should be Mudshark

You must be to post a comment.