Croc Hunter’s Daughter Wants Girls To Cover Up

Bindi Irwin is asking other teen girls to stop dressing like sluts so much. It’s an honest plea from an honest girl whose dad was honestly assassinated by a stingray.

I look around at a lot of young girls that are my age and they’re always trying to dress older. Whether it’s wearing revealing clothes or hardly wearing any clothes at all, I feel really bad for them.

And I feel bad for them too, Bindi. The last thing this man wants is millions of young women trying to bare their breasts and body parts to get attention or signal that they have low self-esteem and they would do anything to piss off their parents. Now, Bindi, I invite you to shut the fuck up before I order a stingray hit on your temperance movement.