Hillary Clinton Is Just Getting By

Hillary Clinton doesn’t believe she’s out of touch with the common man. Bill and Hill are just a couple of clock watchers trying to pay the rent.

“Because we pay ordinary income tax, unlike a lot of people who are truly well off”

And so goes the charade where wealthy politicians pretend they’re not wealthy and voters pretend that people who pretend not to be wealthy will somehow represent their interests in Washington. If Hillary Clinton announced that she has no fucking clue what a loaf of bread or a gallon of milk costs because her lesbian submissive stocks her mansions, I’d respect her gangster. I know the people I’d like to have a beer with and the guys who struggle to pay the rent and none of those fuckers are qualified to be leaders of the free world. We need cunning, sinister, wealthy people to run this empire because they love to win. They will lie, cheat, and drop bombs on Yemeni goat farmers to get the W. Hillary killed poor Vince Foster? Good. He was weak and a snitch. You don’t think Beijing culls their herd? Fuck yeah they do.

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