During a commercial break on the Tonight Show, the petite sausage roll known as Honey Boo Boo slapped her mom for telling her to stop being such a fucking spaz. The altercation wasn't shown in the broadcast, but based on the lingering ripples in her moms fat rolls, scientists can nail down the time of the slap to the precise timing of the commercial break. Honey Boo Boo is going down for this. Down to IHOP for more pancakes!
Read all about the little shit hitting her mom. (DListed)
Katy Perry looks like a fucking alien...I'd still like to pork. (Drunken Stepfather)
Sex faces. Nothing but sex faces. (VICE)
Jennifer Lopez officially divorces all 120 lbs of Marc Anthony. (The Huffington Post)
Lea Michele is pretty hot when she isn't singing or making that injured chihuahua face. (Popoholic)
Lindsay Lohan to star in a David Mamet play according to Lindsay Lohan. (The Superficial)
Roxanne McKee is still sexy. Oh and she is on some new show about angels or some shit. (COED)(Picture Via NBC)