What lies within this reproductive sac may just be the ruin of our civilization. But fuck it, who doesn't get misty eyed when a new life comes into this world. Things aren't going super smoothly between this apocalyptic reaper's parental units. Tila has been making claims that Thomas Whitaker wouldn't make a great father because he's an unemployed musician and currently being investigated by CPS for the murder of his two children. I'm not sure which is worse. I'd probably let my daughter date a murderer. Whitaker says suggestions he killed his kids are ridiculous since everybody knows where he lives and nobody's ever come to investigate. Dumb people always manage to back into some decent causality arguments. Whitaker claims that other than some civil judgements and a bankruptcy, his record is completely clean. He should probably add 'unprotected sex with Tila Tequila' to that 'other than' list.
Tila had been Tweeting nasty racist messages to Whitaker, but it turns out that her Twitter account was hacked by another somebody who just happened to have a personal grudge against Whitaker and knew lots of his personal family details. It's unclear who's really at fault here in the dispute, so I'd Solomon this matter by tearing the baby in half. Literally. We can't let this world burn in hellfire before Hilary Clinton becomes President. She'd be super pissed.
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