At some point I'm going to figure out who this Iggy Azalea chick is and stop referring to her as the Australian rapper with the big ass. Maybe another three months. By rule I won't pay attention to a new pop music star until at least the first rehab or cutting admission in Teen Cosmo. That's when shit gets interesting. I got burned when I was the first one in my social group to know who Kesha was. Then I got to hear, hey, that what's-her-face you like has pictures online of herself covered in jizz. Or, hey, your girlfriend was drinking her own piss again. I don't need that. Not so I can claim first on Tik-Tok.
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