The Knicks are the team everybody claims keeps calling when they want to negotiate a better deal with their current team. That makes them basically the ex-girlfriend to the rest of the league. In contrast, Jill Martin is a loyal sideline reporter for the Knicks. If I had to choose between keeping her or Carmelo, I'd go with Jill Martin. She takes forty less shots per game but but still has the same number of NBA rings. Also, her nipples are nicer. I'm guessing.
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