Justin Bieber’s Bastards And Shit Around The Web

June 20, 2014 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments

There’s a story running around that Justin Bieber has been paying off some unprotected sex roulette losers he knocked up. Actually, I guess you’d call them winners in the context of their ambitions. I don’t know if the story is true or not. I just know I’ve never pissed in a janitor’s mop bucket, sang racist songs, or worn purple high tops and Jesus still won’t give me the gift of unlimited casual sex.

Educated yourself on Bieber’s bastard children. (The Superficial)

I’d like to give Kristen Bell’s ass a workout in those workout pants. Wait, what? (Popoholic)

Ana Braga has very nice breasts. I’d save her in a fire before I saved you. (Hollywood Tuna)

Hot Colombian journalist Alejandra Buitrago is the only reason to watch soccer. (COED)

Olivia Wilde prefers to be fully clothed, unless she’s being deep-dicked by Jason Sudeikis. (Huffington Post)

Lupita Nyong’o looks friggin’ hot in this spread for Vogue. Yeah, spread. (Drunken Stepfather)