June 25, 2014 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston | 0 Comments
Internet entrepreneur and pretend millionaire bachelor on Millionaire Matchmaker, Andrew Stern was apparently having a meltdown over his wife and former Deal or No Deal model Katie Cleary when he shot himself in the head. Stern was reportedly pissed that his wife was in Cannes last month spotted getting close with Leonardo DiCaprio at some party. Leonardo’s people deny that anything happened, though they had to admit he totally could’ve fucked her if he wanted to. On the same trip, Katie was also spotted hanging out with Adrian Grenier who might be gay, but he’s definitely better looking than you. Between the marital troubles, remembering that he wasn’t really a millionaire, and seeing the love of his life trying to board a bigger boat in Cannes, Stern became very depressed and ultimately shot himself in the noggin at a gun range in the Valley. Hollywood people don’t own guns so when it’s time to blow your brains out, you do need to travel a bit to rent a piece.
And thus concludes another chapter of I Got a Hot Model in Hollywood To Marry Me, Now I’ll Be Happy Forever!
Photo Credit: AKM-GSI, Katie Cleary