Kesha’s Ass As the Arbiter of Musical Talent

By Lex June 20, 2014 @ 3:53 PM

Kesha Flashes Her Butt Cheek In Shorts Leaving A Restaurant In West Hollywood
Now that Kesha dropped the dollar sign from her name, she looks like a million bucks. Or, like Scott Caan in a wig. Kesha was in rehab earlier this year for an eating disorder. Mostly, she was eating too much drugs and alcohol. Now she’s back to making new beautiful music and set to debut as a judge on Rising Star, ABC’s attempt to create their own American Idol or The Voice except ten years too late.

It’s terrifying for those kids. I feel so bad for them, but I’m really excited. I think people would be surprised how different I would like the talent to be. I want country, I want polka – all of it.

I wasn’t going to watch this show. Now I’m really really not going to watch this show. But I’m happy for Kesha. A new chin and cheeks and nose and vagina and hair and vagina hair and job just have to equal happiness. I hope for my sake.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI, Pacific Coast News

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(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 06/20/2014 17:36

    Scott Caan in a wig = gold.

  2. avatar
    Maybe_Observer 06/20/2014 20:31

    Her ass is the only thing that can make her face look less ugly….

  3. avatar
    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 06/21/2014 10:31

    Granny a$$. : (

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