Kim Kardashian Crotch On Honeymoon

June 14, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Remember when Elvis got married and all the girls sobbed and weeped and defenestrated themselves because they could no longer have their fantasy lover? Yeah, I don’t remember that either. But I’m told it happened. Those were inconsistently innocent and creepy times. Kim Kardashian wants to let whoever comes next know that even though she’s on her honeymoon, hey, this snatch isn’t going anywhere, Mr. Captain of Industry. In a couple years time your seven figure proposal to box Kim like Helena, removing her limbs and just leaving the commercially sensible parts, will still be very much on the table.

Photo Credit: Kim Kardashian/Instagram

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