Claudia Ochoa Felix is being dubbed the next Kim Kardashian. She doesn’t really look like Kim Kardashian other than she’s got dark hair, big fake tits and ass, and likes to post photos of herself in low cut tops and leggings on her Instagram page. Close enough. Unlike Kim, she’s actually got a job skill. She arranges for the contract murder on behalf of the Sinaloa drug cartel in Mexico. Both her former husband and her former boyfriend used to do the job until they got locked up, at which point she took over the family killing business. Do you think Kim could pick up the Yeezus tour if Kanye went down for mayhem and murder? That’s rhetorical. Claudia often poses hoisting a lady pink assault rifle or with her many Mexican babies sleeping in piles of cash and other things that sound aberrant, or just like every rap video ever. Though she may be a cold blooded drug cartel killer, that hasn’t stopped dudes on the Internet from hitting on her. Why not. She’s like Kim Kardashian without the scion of Satan always two feet behind her. One of her exes will likely put a bullet in the back of your head, but at least you get to keep your mortal soul.
Photo Credit: Claudia Ochoa Felix of Culiacan/Instagram/Facebook