Kristen Stewart Bitch Slaps Joan Rivers And Shit Around The Web

By Jack June 23, 2014 @ 4:24 PM

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Kristen Stewart is suing 147 year old Joan Rivers for a passage in her new book Diary of a Mad Diva about Kristen Stewart’s affair with Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders. I won’t give away the joke but it involves the director’s balls. And since it’s Joan Rivers, it’s not an actual joke.

Read all about sad sack Stewart’s suit against the dried up old harridan. (Huffington Post)

Venus Williams shows off her tennis balls in ESPN magazine. (COED)

Sting shafts his kids on their $300M inheritance. What a globally minded asshole. (DListed)

Emma Watson nude with a bunch of flowers. Yes, I love flowers too. (The Chive)

The Pope just excommunicated the entire mafia for being the fucking mafia. (The Superficial)

Jada Pinkett-Smith still looks sexy as fuck in a yellow bikini. (Drunken Stepfather)

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(4) Comments

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    DrainBammage 06/23/2014 17:23

    Venus is the female ranger on Brickleberry?
    Cuz dat dude has some big balls, delts and biceps.

    Im sure that giant engorged clit would make Andy Roddick scream in delight as she pounded him.

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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 06/23/2014 19:54

    Has anyone ever seen her smile?

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    Beylerbey 06/23/2014 21:35

    When her doctor told her she has herpes, there was a wan smile. Because life is pain, right Kristen?

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    Hugh G. Rection 06/23/2014 23:52

    Her skin looks awful and that haircut is a dumpster fire. And what about those bags under the eyes.

    She needs to start laying off the cheeba.

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