Kylie And Kendall Jenner Know How To Sell Books

Rebels: City Of Indra: The Story Of Lex And Livia. From their innovative use of two colons in the title, to their groundbreaking rip off of so many girl power modern tween fantasy action series, the Jenner girls are now officially authors. I think they once previously published a pamphlet on the inherent dangers of coitus interruptus with non-wealthy boyfriends, but this is their first official novel to be released. It’s been two years in the making. Books don’t just write themselves. The early literary reviews have been quite negative, but that’s only because people are judging them on the content of their work, rather than the amount of teenage flesh their using to promote it. You don’t need to tell a Kardashian that if you’ve got crap to sell, change the story to your tits. You know this from first grade when your show and tell isn’t going well and your mom is off to the side urging you to flash your cunny to the boys. I predict this book sells very well. But only because the last five hundred Kardashian products have sold very well. I’m good with patterns.

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