Lady Gaga Joins the Musical Deathstar

By Lex June 13, 2014 @ 4:32 PM

Lady Gaga Steps Out In A Sheer Bra In New York
Lady Gaga is finally realizing her destiny to look like the wealthy Bolivian sister no man came to court. She’s just signed on with Live Nation so she can be managed by the same people who miraculously churn out millions of screaming Europeans for Madonna decades after her shock pop relevancy faded. Live Nation makes you money on the decades long downside. With Lady Gaga only finding only 700,000 sad angry cutters to buy her last album, it’s time for more elaborate video sets on stage, holiday retrospectives, Bests Of albums, and probably Kabbalah. With that pleasant punim and a magical wristband, Lady Gaga is going to churn cash until the end of time.

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(5) Comments

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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 06/13/2014 17:16

    I thought this trope was suppose to be outlandish with the meat suits and ugly face? Now she’s carrying one of those pocket dogs like all the other hollyweird twats.

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    Admiral 06/14/2014 08:48

    *Shocking!* doesn’t sell forever. Eventually your audience will become used to it, then lose interest. Keep that in mind, Miley Cyrus and Game of Thrones, you shocktwats.

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    Admiral 06/14/2014 08:53

    Shocktwat – not to be confused with the Socktwat, the masturbatory sock for women. Google it.

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    DrainBammage 06/16/2014 02:17

    Hey Pablo!
    How bout you keep writing mediocre english instead of trying to habla other fscking languages in their as well?

  5. avatar
    DrainBammage 06/16/2014 02:19

    And yes, I realize the irony of writing that post and misfsckinspelling ‘there’.

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