Lady Gaga is finally realizing her destiny to look like the wealthy Bolivian sister no man came to court. She’s just signed on with Live Nation so she can be managed by the same people who miraculously churn out millions of screaming Europeans for Madonna decades after her shock pop relevancy faded. Live Nation makes you money on the decades long downside. With Lady Gaga only finding only 700,000 sad angry cutters to buy her last album, it’s time for more elaborate video sets on stage, holiday retrospectives, Bests Of albums, and probably Kabbalah. With that pleasant punim and a magical wristband, Lady Gaga is going to churn cash until the end of time.
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