Lindsay Lohan’s Crabs And Shit Around The Web

By Michael June 18, 2014 @ 8:33 AM


It’s never a bad time for good hygiene. Let’s say you once starred in Mean Girls and now your lady nugget is teeming with bacillococci. You can’t just scratch that shit in public like a sweaty shortstop. You’re a woman in a see-through dress for God’s sake. Get yourself to some kind of uncapped hydrant or maybe a self-serve car wash and hose that mess out.

See the pics of Lindsay itching her angry maw. (The Superficial)

Selena Gomez’s poetry is as bad as her shitty music. (Fish Wrapper)

Halle Berry still has some of the best tits in the business. (Popoholic)

See Melanie Iglesias taking off her clothes in gif form because it’s your blessed right  (Coed)

The Situation gets arrested in his own tanning salon because New Jersey. (BroBible)

It’s like 1992 and Madonna is showing off her tits! (Egotastic)

(Photo Via The Superficial)

(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    MacDaddy 06/18/2014 09:48

    I’m pretty sure the very first lesson my Intro to Business Management professor in college installed upon us was, “If you want to remain successful, do not send your customers to other establishments. If you don’t have it….GET IT FOR THEM! If they find what they are looking for elsewhere, they just might not come back!”

    Way to go Jack

  2. avatar
    dezigns 06/18/2014 13:27

    Madonna has some perfectly photoshopped nipples

  3. avatar
    Mud Nugget 06/18/2014 16:00

    Stick in your thumb and pull out a plum

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